robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

silenthill:

i’m new to this sensitive guy thing

(Source: diehardpotterhead)

(Source: butterfly-mask)

penny-rollins:crukd:

“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.” - Henry Rollins

(Source: fffightoffyourdemons)

ratchetandshank:

you think Mandela doesn’t know what this is

you think Mandela doesn’t know whats poppin on the streetz

Aesop Rock be fueling a nigga, damn.

(Source: facebook.com)

yet again i find a girl on the internet who i wanna marry but she’s thousands of miles away.

damn life, what the fuck is your game huh? You enjoy this, life? You enjoy fuckin with a yung nigga lookin for love?

(Source: turdshuffler)

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4)

Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake: Cake & what guys like to hear

(Source: semper-crede)